Cool Stuff Hub – Technology, Toys, and Totally Cool: Chewing Is Overrated Anyway – Pepsi Plans To “Drinkify” Solid Food


In a move straight out of Wall-E, Pepsi has plans to “drinkify” solid food because:

“We see the emerging opportunity to ‘snackify’ beverages and ‘drinkify’ snacks as the next frontier in food and beverage convenience.”The product will be called “Tropolis”, and will initially be a puree of apple, grape, and cherry mush.

Not surprisingly, the product will come in colorful packaging and will be marketed towards “mom and kids”.

And so it begins.

I suppose it is good that (for now) only fruits will be subjected to the snackification process.

Now before you think that Pepsi just wants us to be healthy (trying…to..contain..laughter), we all know that it would be corporate suicide to introduce a product like “creamed turkey giblets with gravy essence” as the first step into this “next frontier”.

Oh no, expect the process to be much more drawn out as we are gradually desensitized to just how disgusting the whole concept is.

Look for it to play out more like this:

“Giggle Grape Gel”
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“Passion Pear Puree”
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“Crunchy Carrot Concoction”
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“Totally Turnip”
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“Pulverized Pasta Plate”
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“Mostly Meat Mush”
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“Just Eat the Damn Stuff because You Have no Other Choice”
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“Soylent Green”

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Original Article via the Escapist: Pepsi wants to Snackify Drinks and Drinkify Snacks

Cool Stuff Hub – Technology, Toys, and Totally Cool: Chewing Is Overrated Anyway – Pepsi Plans To “Drinkify” Solid Food


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